So now Danny and his pals are all in the backyard, brandishing their fearsome toy military guns. You can't really say that anybody is in command, because people keep changing sides. Danny and Charley have a score to settle, not the least of which revolves around who has the cooler gun.
The hilarious thing is that the way coolest gun belongs to Charley's sister, Bernice. Bernice is sporting a dual-tank water squirting weapon that looks like a futuristic AK47. So no matter what Danny and Charley think, and what they decide to do about it, both of them will wind up soaked by the sinister Bernice.
Toy Military Guns are Hilarious
Now the war begins; and total devastation will follow in its wake. The screams of the losers, the howls of the victors, will ring through the suburban air. Mothers will groan, and fathers will scowl, but still the war rages on.
It's all in good fun; and look at it this way. At least they're not watching t.v. for a minute. Toy military guns are totally fun, and don't you ever forget it.
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